Heaven doesn't want him...oh, but Hell does.

Ah, Politics and Religion, once again. Is there anyone I won't risk offending? Metafilter brings us Pat Robertson with...well...Reuters, via MSNBC, has the tale:

NEW YORK - Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson said Thursday the wave of scorching temperatures across the United States has converted him into a believer in global warming.

"We really need to address the burning of fossil fuels," Robertson said on his "700 Club" broadcast. "It is getting hotter, and the icecaps are melting and there is a buildup of carbon dioxide in the air."

Um, Pat?
That's not Global Warming you're feeling. It's the Fires of Hell, comin' to git yer ass!