Say "Bloody Hypocrite" in Farsi, please.

Can't recollect the source, but this is a fun little piece about Our Pal Ahmadinejad. From England's favorite leftie rag, The Guardian:

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran, who flaunts his ideological fervour, has been accused of undermining Iran's Islamic revolution after television footage appeared to show him watching a female song and dance show.

The famously austere Mr Ahmadinejad has been criticised by his own allies after attending the lavish opening ceremony of the Asian games in Qatar, a sporting competition involving 13,000 athletes from 39 countries. The ceremony featured Indian and Egyptian dancers and female vocalists. Many were not wearing veils.

One shudders at the though of President "Holocaust? What Holocaust?" having to deal with the sight of All Those Lovely, Talented, and Skilled Women. It's a wonder he didn't blow it in his pants, right then and there. After all, all those women, with all those men? All they could have on their minds would be tempting the minds and souls of every man present.
...Idiots.

...anyway, I'll grant him this much. It's likely that he just didn't even notice they were all...you know, unveiled and...articulate*! After all, they were just performing, and we all know how easy it is to ignore whomever's providing entertainment while we deal with more important things, like, say scaring hell out of an entire region.

In between bouts of lynching gay kids, natch.

BONUS:  Guess who's in Iran right now at  Ahmadinejad's little "We Hate The Jews" party?  Our National Eyesore, David Duke.  I swear, these guys make this easy.

* My Firefly shoutout. Cheers to the SoCal Browncoats, and everyone -- actors, fans, friends -- who came out on their own nickel and partied all weekend, in defiance of a company that would have left a bunch of good people high and dry. You can't take the sky from us. More -- much more -- at Whedonesque.